What Guldbar has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Guldbar

A story about cherryscar

I would like to take you to Paris.
How about it?

A story about President George W. Bush

The reason that New Orleans could not get help from George Bush is that he could not find the place on a map.

A little know fact!!!!!!!

A story about Sarah Vowell

Sarah looks like a naughty girl with a big toy!!!!

A story about Fiona Apple

Fiona and I are both very talented native New Yorkers.

A story about Henry Rollins

Henry Rollins father was in the Marines.

A little known fact!!!!!

A story about David Bowie

David was an astronaut prior to being a singer. His real name is Major Tom.

A little known fact!!!!!!!

A story about Tori Amos

One day I was in an elevator in NYC and I looked over to see the hot lady.
It was Tori. I got off before her.
I then went to the Lu and jerked off while thinking about Tori. I came rather quickly. Tori you are so hot!!!

A story about TakeALookAndGetLost

Since this country has a gun problem
and so easy to get a gun. Buy one and get it over with. You don’t look very happy. Maybe you have been drinking Starbucks coffee and you think all coffee sucks like Starbucks???

One thing you probably didn't know about me

I just opened an online store importing ladies handbags from Paris, France.

These bags are 100% leather well made and make woman happy.

” Put your money back in your purse for a change.”

Purchase a handbag from www.metmhandbag.com

Sincerely

Marc De Rohand Cahbeau Le Premier


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